Saturday, June 21, 2014
The Definition of College According to the Urban Dictionary
The Urban Dictionary is one of my favorite "research" tools these days. If you want the real meaning of a word or the story behind the story, this is a great place to start.
Here are a few of my favorite definitions from this institution of higher learning:
"A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
Thank you sir, may I have another?"
by Phlagellum September 23, 2003
"The place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called 'degree'.